>I have the World’s coolest husband.
>Yesterday, going through old papers and things that needed to be filed and dealt with after a year of avoiding it, I found a letter that wrecked me when I first read it. Upon rereading it, I found that I didn’t feel much at all, except irritation that someone could be so nasty for reasons still unknown. It was surprising not to feel anything cataclysmic. A year ago? I cried for a week.
>It’s time for a change. Specifically speaking? The hair has to change. The hair has lost its mojo. The hair? The hair is getting hacked and bent.
>The bathtub is on its way. Praise the lord and pass the ammunition, um, bubble bath.
>My husband? Yeah. Rawr.